Tag: funny
group name: points4allposts
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May 12, 2008 07:14 PM EDT --
This article was in one of the forums I frequent:
When I'm a little old lady, then I'll live with my children and bring them great joy.
To repay all I've had from each girl and . . . more
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April 02, 2008 11:24 AM EDT --
Received by email:
Divorced Barbie
A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. "How much is that Barbie in the window?", he asks the shop assistant.
In a manner . . . more
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April 28, 2008 11:38 AM EDT --
David received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren't expletives were, to say the least, . . . more
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August 12, 2008 01:08 AM EDT --
Got this in an email.....
Can Cold Water Clean Dishes?
This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean.
John went to visit his 90 year old . . . more
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April 08, 2008 01:21 AM EDT --
This site is so funny! You won't believe some of the they find in thrift shops, lol!
http://community.livejournal.com/thrifthorror
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March 27, 2008 12:00 AM EDT --
Yet another stupid criminal...lol!
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CHICAGO - An alleged thief wasn't fazed when workers at a Chicago muffler shop told him a safe he wanted to rob wasn't . . . more
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June 09, 2008 08:00 AM EDT --
We have finally arrived into the 21st century. We have HD DVRs now. Okay, yeah I know they've been out for a long time, but we needed to swap out our satellite dish to be able to use them. . . . more
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April 04, 2008 10:11 AM EDT --
Quick Check for Alzheimer's
The following was developed as a mental age assessment
by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University . Take your time and see if you can read each . . . more
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April 05, 2008 01:31 PM EDT --
Cute email that was sitting in my email box this morning....
Home remedies.
If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto!
The . . . more
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July 11, 2008 01:08 AM EDT --
Well I went grocery shopping today We walked through the store and picked up stuff we need and saw on the shelf in the juice isle a juice of some kind called "Naked" ok now who thought this . . . more
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May 16, 2008 08:47 AM EDT --
Here's another good joke my dad sent
John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John . . . more
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April 02, 2008 11:21 AM EDT --
Received by email:
Give the Lawyer a Hand
A young trial lawyer was defending a man accused of burglary, known for being witty (and the judge knows this) tried yet another one of his creative defenses. . . . more
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April 30, 2008 10:42 PM EDT --
Some funny mess happened tonight about 6:30pm I went outside and the man behind my trailer parks young bull had got loose, kinda funny seein a bull standin across the road from ur house, not somethin . . . more
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March 25, 2008 01:22 PM EDT --
I got this in my email today and thought it was very cute. I had to share!
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his
English was far from perfect, . . . more
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March 21, 2008 07:30 AM EDT --
A man with a pegleg, hook hand and an eyepatch went to apply to be a pirate.
Interviewer: How did you get that pegleg?
Pirate: Arrr. I got me leg shot off during the first world war.
Interviewer: . . . more
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June 20, 2008 06:54 PM EDT --
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.
She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.
. . . more
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July 11, 2008 09:54 AM EDT --
I normally don't post what's on yahoo home page but has anyone seen this today:
Jim Carrey doesn't have a jiggly belly, but that doesn't mean he should have slipped into his . . . more
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April 15, 2008 12:25 AM EDT --
I got this in my email and I had to share!
I laughed so hard....
This is Daddy.
Is Mommy near the phone?'
'No Daddy.
She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle . . . more
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May 14, 2008 10:17 PM EDT --
Received in email:
Rules For Managers
1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00 and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing.
2. If it's really a . . . more
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March 18, 2008 05:10 PM EDT --
A cowboy told his grandson the secret to a long life.
He said, "You gotta sprinkle a little gunpowder on your oatmeal, see. If you do, you'll live to a nice ripe old age."
So the cowboy . . . more
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